Archive for July, 2007

How to make a NEXT GEN CONSOLE TITLE

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007

STEP ONE: Create your characters. You can choose from a wide range of possibilities, such as muscley guy in the military, or the other extreme, muscley guy who is a mercenary.
STEP TWO: Choose their heads. Flip coin to decide of head is shaved.
STEP THREE: Attach form-fitting futuristic body armor. This step is extremely important!
STEP FOUR: Profit! (Unless you’re Silicon Knights, in which case: Lawsuit!)